if you request support for the program, you will be told to die in a
car fire.
-This is open source software. It runs really well on the Linux operating
-system. We reject Richard Stallman's linguistic fascism and so should you.
+License: you are permitted to use this software under the condition that
+you refer to it as "open source" and not "free software," and that you
+refer to the operating system on which it runs as "Linux" and not
+"GNU/Linux." By reading this notice you have already accepted the license,
+and you have irrevocably agreed that Richard Stallman is a communist.