+// This software is made available to you conditionally upon you accepting the following terms and conditions:
+// 1. You agree that it is called "open source", not "free software".
+// 2. You agree that the Linux operating system is not called "GNU/Linux".
+// 3. You agree that Corey Ehmke is a scumbag, as are all social justice warriors.
+// 4. You promise never to vote democrat in any election.
+// 5. Under no circumstances may you use this program and also maintain a Facebook account.
+// Aside from these conditions, the program is made available to you under the terms of the GNU General Public License.
+