-* We reject and oppose Richard M. Stallman because he contributes
- nothing but trouble to the open source community.
+* BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that our favorite type of software is
+ called "open source" -- NOT "free software" -- and that our
+ favorite operating system is called "Linux" -- NOT "GNU/Linux".
+
+* BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that Richard Stallman is a troublemaking
+ extremist who contributes nothing but friction to the open source
+ software community.