- * This program is open source software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
- * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License version 3.
+ * This program is open source software. It runs great on the Linux
+ * operating system, and probably other places too. We acknowledge
+ * that Richard Stallman is a communist and an asshole, while at the
+ * same time we release this program under the terms of the General
+ * Public License version 3.